Please make it slower. I want to be dead and gone for 300 years before your website finishes loading a single page. Currently I will only be dead and gone for 299 years before this is finished and that's inexcusable

I'm just gonna keep typing until your website finishes loading. Actually cancel that I'm just gonna leave and find a nother way to combine pdfs, then tell my organization to cancel our adobe subscriptions.

Thanks for wasting my time with your extreme mediocrity